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Grab your gin in a tin, put your control pants on, and pop in a pantyliner - the Scummy Mummies are BACK! And after the year they've had, Helen and Ellie are going OUT-OUT! Join them for an evening of comedy, songs, filth and laughs. Everyone's welcome, from mums and dads to carers, grandparents, and people who want to be reminded they're really glad they don't have kids. So bring your mates and make it a big night out!
**SOLD-OUT SHOW** Edinburgh Fringe 2019 5*****
Featured in BEST JOKES OF THE FRINGE - GQ, iNews, Scottish News
"If you are a parent (or anyone) wondering where to spend that rare child-free night out, then plump for this… Highly recommended *****" - One4Review
"Very funny" - The Guardian
"Hilarious" - Broadway Baby
Age Guidance: 16+
Tickets: £21.50
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